Knitting, Socks
Because sometimes life is just...💩
Inspired by a long, hot summer of potty training my youngest, these poop emoji socks are the ultimate protest knit—for when everything feels like a steaming pile of cr@p. Equal parts catharsis and comedy, they’re designed to bring a laugh when you need it most. Whether you're navigating toddler tantrums or adult absurdities, these socks say what we're all thinking—with a wink.
Worked in the round with stranded colorwork, these unisex socks feature a charted design and a short row heel for a comfortable fit. Available in adult sizes, with additional measurements in the notes section.
Unique Features-
• Stranded colorwork for a fun design
• Short row heel for added comfort
• Unisex pattern suitable for adults
• Chart included for easy knitting
Materials Needed-
• Needles: 2.5mm (US Size 1.5), 2.75mm (US Size 2.0)
• Yarn: DROPS Fabel (Fingering weight, 328.08-437.44 yards)
• Gauge: 34 Stitches by 40 Row = 10 Centimeters in Stocking Stitch
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